A continuation of my rage towards the general population- Enjoy!
I’ll be can be your best immigrant
I can speak 3 languages other than English
but never by default
I’ll share stories of my homeland at parties
but not too often.
I mean, this is America!
I can laugh at your politically incorrect jokes
even if they’re at my expense
I’ll bite my mother-tongue
I don’t want to hurt your feelings.
I’ll spare you from the tales of my past,
My trials and tribulations
That brought me here.
Because, after all
isn’t it so much better in America
than wherever hellhole you came from?
I can hang an American flag on my front door
and pray that no one looks inside.